I have four weeks until I'll be seen in public in my new swimming costume. That's four weeks to shrink from Jupiter to, say, Venus. Do-able?
I'm off for a 6 mile run. That's a good start.
Wednesday, 13 April 2011
Arse the size of a planet
My new swimming costume has just arrived. It's navy with spots and, importantly, has a bit of padding where I desperately need it. I was quite pleased until I tried it on and turned around in the mirror, only to discover that someone had removed my butt and replaced it with a small planet.
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i am a little bit of surprised to read about your new swimming costume but i have not still completely understood it.can you please tell me in detail about it?
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I see the confusion. The padding is in the boob area, not down below. I am not blessed in the cleavage department, even less so after breastfeeding two babies, but glad to say that despite two births my pelvic floors still do their job pretty well!
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